Not all of my OutGoing Messages are controversial. Some are just strange, like the one before last. Here it is for posterity. One caller said it sounded like the announcements at Chicago O'Hare, which is where he heard it while trapped between flights.
Greetings, caller of Christy. Ann. Welty.
You have established contact with Ms Welty's personal verbal transceiver. It's function is to record your present oratory emissions for her future auditory reception.
The portal will be open for a maximum of four minutes immediately subsequent to the 988 cycle tone.